Vandals Won’t Stop Stealing Heracles’ Penis Forcing City Officials To Come Up With A Plan

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(PCM) For many years French officials have been faced with quite an interesting predicament at the Parc Mauresque in France, as their statue of the ancient Greek hero Heracules is missing a certain body part. It seems that vandals in the area very much enjoy stealing the statues intricately designed marble penis.

After replacing it several times, city officials have finally had enough and made the decision to leave poor Heracles penis-less for the majority of the year. They have now come up with a plan to fit the Heracles statue with a removable prosthetic penis that will only be placed on the statue at certain times of the year such as certain festivals and ceremonies.

The statue was created by artist Claude Bouscau and placed in the park in 1948. At the time the statue was placed, it is rumored that women in the city were shocked by the size of Heracles marble member and Bouscau had to shave down and remold it two times before it was considered satisfactory.

None of the stolen marble penises have ever been recovered over the years, leaving us to use our imaginations as to just what someone would want with a giant marble penis laying around the house, oh wait … nevermind!

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Peeping Tom Or Model Citizen? Man Fed Up With People “Getting Busy” By His Home, So He Films Them!

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(PCM) A California resident, known only as Marty, has become so fed up with people parking for sex and/or heavy make-out sessions at the park next to his home that he decided to take matters into his own hands and film them doing the deed.

Marty had a slew of surveillance camera installed on a light pole near the park and claims that he has now caught at least 50 sex acts on tape, as well as, other illicit activities such as teenage drinking, pot smoking and more. Marty monitors the cameras using CCTV and whenever he spots something he either offers it up to the police for evidence against the individual or posts in on YouTube as a form of both blackmail, embarrassment and retaliation.

You can imagine that Marty is certainly making quite a few enemies, as many people feel that Marty’s cameras are an invasion of privacy and he is nothing more than a “peeping Tom” for watching the footage. The area police, however, have no issues with Marty’s detective work, as they have been able to use it to prosecute in several cases, and who doesn’t love free work?

Marty defends himself against claims that he is any type of pervert or peeping Tom, saying “People think I’m shaming them, but we’re not. It was originally started for just a neighborhood watch”. What do you think? Has Marty taken things too far?

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Man Arrested For Failing To Return A VHS Tape Over Fourteen Years Ago!

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(PCM) James Meyers of North Carolina was recently arrested for quite a bizarre reason. It seems that Meyers forgot to return a VHS rental copy of the film “Freddy Got Fingered” fourteen years ago and there was a warrant placed out for his arrest.

The arrest happened after Meyers, who was driving his daughter to school, was pulled over for a routine traffic stop due to his vehicle having a broken tail light. After police ran his license, Meyers was asked to step outside of the vehicle. He was then told by the officer that there was a warrant out for his arrest since 2002. Meyer’s truly thought it was all a joke when the officer added “Apparently you rented the movie “Freddy Got Fingered” and never returned it”.

Failure to return rental property, which is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $200. After dropping his daughter off at school and then turning himself in Meyers assumed the situation could be easily remedied, however he was wrong. Once at the station he was arrested and taken to the magistrates office! Unbelievable!

Star of “Freddy Got Fingered” actor Tom Green was made aware of the Meyers situation and tweeted “I just saw this and I am struggling to believe it is real.”  Green even called Meyers and offered to put in a good word for him in court and pay the fine.

There has been no additional information as to how much Meyers has been fined or if he will be forced to endure any additional charges over this ridiculous situation!

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Not So Happy Hour On Florida Freeway After Snack Truck Accident

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(PCM) The southbound lanes of Interstate 95 near Melbourne, Florida were shut-down for nearly four hours after two tractor trailers collided with one another littering the entire highway with Frito Lays chips and cans of beer. While, it may not have been a very “happy hour” for stranded motorists who were caught up in the traffic jam, thankfully neither of the truck drivers involved in the accident were seriously injured.

Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman Kim Montes said in statement that Zachary Basinger of Melbourne had stopped his Frito Lay box truck onto the right shoulder. Roberto Ferrer Rodriguez of Miami told troopers he was trying to move his beer truck into the center lane but saw another vehicle and swerved back into the right lane. His truck hit the chips truck causing it to overturn.

Rodriguez was ticketed in the accident for failing to maintain a single lane. We wonder how many bags of chips and/or cans of beer mysteriously vanished during the clean-up effort for this accident?

 

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Who You Calling Peter Cotton Tail? Easter Bunny Gets Into A Down And Dirty Brawl In Jersey Mall

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(PCM) Taking your family to visit the Easter Bunny at a local mall has been an Easter time tradition for many years, however visitors at the Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City, New Jersey had no idea that they were going to witness knock down drag out fight take place while waiting in line for their child’s turn with the adorable bunny.

Videos have recently surfaced on Twitter that show a massive fight breaking out between multiple people and the mall’s Easter Bunny after a man’s one-year old daughter slipped off the Easter Bunny’s lap while their photo was being taken and her father went absolutely ballistic. He apparently blamed the Easter Bunny for not holding his daughter tightly enough. (Beware of some NSFW language in the clips below)

While dropping a child is not a laughing matter, just seeing the Easter Bunny hop down out of the chair and throw down his gloves preparing for a fight is ridiculously humorous. The 22-year-old man portraying the Easter Bunny told authorities that the girl’s father began to “verbally and physically attack” him after she fell off the chair. Mall spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill said detectives were still investigating who initiated the fight before filing charges.

Remember this epic Easter Bunny beatdown?  Love when we can find an excuse to share a “Mallrats” clip!

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Law School Graduate Sues School Because She Can’t Find A Job

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(PCM) Anna Alaburda is in the middle of quite a hefty lawsuit against her former college Thomas Jefferson School of Law in San Diego, California, as she claims it has been eight years since she graduated and she still can’t find a job as an attorney. She is suing the college for fraud and asking that they pay the $150,000 in tuition she owes, as well as, any lost wage she claims she should have accrued over the years.

The case is unprecedented, as there have been no other cases on record where a student has successfully sued a college for failure to find a job. Alaburda claims the school misrepresented the number of its students who found jobs after graduating, and that she wouldn’t have enrolled if she knew it was inflated. The school counters that Alaburda just did not try or work hard enough to find employment post-graduation.

In her defense, Alaburda graduated with honors in 2008 and passed the California bar on her first attempt. She claims to have sent her resume to over 150 various law firms and so far has only had one full time job offer come back which paid far less than a job in another industry.

Do you think that Alaburda has a case? Should you be able to sue your college for failure to find full-time work after graduation? If Alaburda wins this case, it could certainly open the door to similar lawsuits being brought forth with some being legit and others as a way to make a quick buck.

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