New App Let’s Males Check Their Sperm Count Proving There Truly Is An App For Everything!

(PCM) It has been said many times that there truly is an app for everything and we can certainly agree, especially now that it has been revealed that there is a new app that allows males to check their sperm count. We suppose there is not very much difference between this and the ovulation predictor apps geared towards women.

The app comes from the folks over at Medical Electronic System and is called Yo Home Sperm Test. The company is labeling the app as the world’s first sperm tester to be powered via a smartphone app. Men now have the ability to test their sperm counts from the comfort of home and the company has even created several hilarious how-to-videos to teach men just the way the app and device operate.

Analyzing how fast sperm is moving can be vital to determining fertility, so it is definitely something that men should want to keep an eye on especially if they are in the process of trying to start a family. The company claims that their app also allows men to avoid the awkwardness of going to the clinic to have their sperm count tested several times a month.

The testing process involves the app taking a video of the sperm under the microscope, and then completing a series of simple analyses from the clip. The test takes just two minutes to provide results. The app provides users with in-depth information about their result, which the company claims to be 97 per cent accurate.

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Cheaters Dating Website Claims Sign-ups Soar Right After The Holidays!

(PCM) Nobody loves a cheater, especially around the holiday season. The holidays are a time meant to be spent with family and loved ones, not out looking for a new hook-up on the side. That is precisely why cheaters dating website Gleeden (think Ashley Madison) claims that they see new sign-ups soar on the second Monday after the Christmas holiday.

The reason why so many people seem to pick January to begin an illicit affair or perhaps even call the divorce attorney is really fairly simple. No one really wants to take responsibility for ruining the holidays for both children and family, so there for they get through the holiday season and then decide to have an affair somehow making a justification in their heads.  After all, January is known as divorce month.

A few other reasons why January is such a popular month to call it splits also has a lot to do with an individuals resolutions for the New Year with many wishing to make a fresh start. It also has a lot to do with finances, as many people receive hefty holiday bonuses at the end of the year and feel like they are in more of a comfortable position, at least from a financial standpoint to leave their significant others.

It is definitely sad, as way too many marriages appear to be falling apart these days. It is important to truly know the person you are committing the rest of your life to and also keep up with the communication as it is key to any solid relationship. It can take years to build up trust and only seconds to knock it down.

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Man Claims Ageism After Being Banned From Starbucks For Hitting On A 16-year Old Employee

(PCM) A 37-year old man by the name of Lucas Werner has been banned from the Starbucks location in Spokane, Washington after being accused of hitting on 16-year old female employee and generally just being a creep.  Werner has posted a defense on social media claims that he is the victim of ageism or otherwise discriminated against due to his age.

Werner’s defense claims that he was unfairly banned from the establishment after he innocently requested that the 16-year old female barista accompany him for dinner sometime. He claims that the note he wrote and passed to the young woman was not at all sexual in nature and was completely and utterly harmless.

Starbucks and the barista felt differently and Werner’s actions were reported to the local authorities. Angered by the situation Werner posted the following message on his Facebook page and urged his supporters to call the Starbucks location and complain on his behalf.

For those who would like to call them to complain about age difference discrimination on my behalf. In brief, a barista said I was funny and that she liked me, so I politely thanked her, sat down to drink my hot chocolate, wrote her a nice note, so as not to interrupt her work schedule asking her out to dinner if she was interested and walked out, happily thanking the friendly staff and wishing them a Merry Christmas.
When I returned yesterday, a Spokane Police Officer said the note was creepy, which it wasn’t, and asked me to not return because I was being banned. We already know this is because the barista was young and legal aged and I’m 37.
I did not ask her to have sex with me. I asked if she would like to have dinner sometime. Perfectly normal adult behavior. I figure, if she was 16 and flirtatious it would still be legal to ask her to dinner. You can’t even work at Starbucks unless you’re 16, which is the legal age to date people. This is a clear case of age discrimination. Feel free to call them to complain on my behalf.

It seems, however that Werner’s plan backfired and rather than people rallying to support him they instead wrote tons of positive reviews for the Starbucks location. They praised the management of the store for taking swift action and protecting their young female employee.  Upon further investigation it has been revealed that Werner actually lives in a homeless shelter and this is not the first time he has been accused of behaving inappropriately with a female minor.

Werner runs a website called Conversation Our Age which basically just consists of posting complaining about why younger women won’t date him and all the reasons that he feels they should. It’s really very pathetic.  One post in particular reads:

I haven’t had a girlfriend in 5 years. I’ve never dated a younger woman in my life. I’ve been trying to date younger women for 5 years. I’m an atheist. I’ve given away over $3000 worth of food on the street in 5 years. I moved 400 miles from Olympia to Spokane because I couldn’t find anyone on 4 dating sites. I need to date a Millennial. I’m 37 years old. Generation X marks the spot. I’ve dated women my age to 18 years older. All my exes, mom and step-mom prefer older men to two 30 year marriages between my 4 parents. I’ve lost 170 lbs. I’m looking for a woman under 26 years old in Spokane to go out to dinner with me to Red Robin tonight. Any takers?

Starbucks claims they have no plans to allow Werner to return to their establishment and we certainly praise them for weeding out a definite creeper!

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Researchers Claim That More Sex Can Improve A Woman’s Memory

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(PCM) A group of researchers have discovered a new link between the amount of sex a woman is having and the strength of her memory. A group of researchers at McGill University conducted a memory study that looked at defining a link between sex and the growth of nerve tissue in the hippocampus. The hippocampus is the are of the brain that is in control of memory, emotional responses, and the overall nervous system.

To complete the study the McGill University researchers asked 78 heterosexual women under the age of 30 to partake in a memory test that involved looking at individual faces and memorizing abstract words. They were also questioned about their overall GPA and use of birth control. The results interestingly enough revealed that women who had sex more frequently were able to recall more abstract words. Hilariously, the amount of sex did not have an affect on the women’s ability to recall faces.

The findings do cement the fact that sex is often linked to certain memory abilities and functions. The researchers published their findings in the “Archives of Sexual Behavior”. Some of the researchers feel that because sex is a form of exercise it works in much the same way to improve memory function as well as release stress and battle depression. Further research will now be conducted to determine whether or not reaching the point of orgasm has any effect on memory function as well. Definitely a study that we are sure women will be lining up to participate. Wondering if they plan to do a similar study with men?

 

 

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New Website Allows You To Design Your Wedding Dress Online And Try It On At Home

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(PCM) Shopping for a wedding dress can be one of the most stressful parts of planning a wedding. You have to make appointments at several shops, deal with condescending employees and the judgmental opinions of your family and close friends. The entire process can be incredibly overwhelming.

You can now throw all that stress out the window with the new website Floravere, which allows you to design your own wedding dress from the privacy of your own home and then have samples sent to you to try on for the perfect fit. Only downside we noticed is that the samples are limited to XS/S and M/L, completely leaving out any plus-size brides. Perhaps they should look into expanding their sample sizes to include more women.

The website has seven different silhouettes available and you can choose any three styles and have them sent to your home to try on for the price of $45. Once you find a style that you like, you can than customize that particular dress in which ever way you choose. You can add straps, a longer train, gemstones and more.

Floravere boasts the fact that all of their wedding dress designs cost less than $4,000 and if you decide to buy the dress from them, the $45 price for the samples is deducted from the final price of the dress. You do have to plan ahead a bit with Floravere because due to the fact that each dress is custom made they can take about four months to complete.

It take some brides that long to decide on dress in the first place, so the wait time should really not be much of a problem, so long as she doesn’t turn into Bridezilla in the meantime!

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New Dating App Available That Caters To The Chronically Miserable!

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(PCM) Everyone know that there are a million and one dating apps and websites out there that cater to just about every personality type. There is everything from Christian dating sites, Farmer’s dating sites and even Disney dating sites, but where is the dating site for those miserable individuals who just hate life? Didn’t they always say that misery loves company?

Look no further than DateMiserablePeople.com! A website destination and app for singles who are tired of pretending that they enjoy things like cooking, travel, exercise, and all those happy, fluffy things you see on other dating profile sites.  DateMiserablePeople.com was founded by Shaun Price and according to the description on their website “The idea here is for Datemiserablepeople.com users to get past all the fake statements and false claims that occur in new people meetings, to show true emotional feelings and beliefs before surviving the first three encounters and discovering that this person doesn’t fit your needs or desires. D.M.P. was created to give people with not so perfect lives a place to be honest and comfortable sharing. Who’s life is perfect?”

The site is definitely legitimate (despite many feeling it is a joke) and already boasts hundreds of “miserable” users who are seeking to share their misery with another individual. In fact, DateMiserablePeople.com has even begun hosting speed dating events in various cities around the country for an even quicker way to weed out all of the B.S. associated with other dating sites and get to know an individual for who they truly are as a person … miserable!

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