700 Year Old Skeletons Discovered Holding Hands

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(PCM) Archeologists in England have discovered the 700 year old remains of a couple that were holding hands at the time of their demise.

The male and female remains were discovered underneath the “lost chapel of St. Morell” in Leicestershire, England.  Carbon-dating on the bones by the University of Leicestershire show that the remains of the lovers date back to the early 14th century.

There were also several other skeletal remains discovered under the chapel as well including a older male who appeared to be killed with some sort of sharp implement and another younger male buried in a pit … read more...

Yes, There Is Such A Thing As A Drive-Thru Funeral Chapel

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(PCM) The Paradise Funeral Chapel in Saginaw, Michigan that is certainly offering a unique way for friends and loved ones to say goodbye to the deceased. We are fairly certain that they are the very first funeral home to offer a drive-through service!

When you pull up in your car, you first sign the guest book and then as you pull up to the window the curtains pull back and reveal the casket as music plays on overhead speakers. You have about three minutes to say goodbye to the departed without ever leaving your vehicle. The curtain will then close … read more...

Danish Town Places GPS Trackers On Homeless Population

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(PCM) The Danish town of Odense is trying something a little bit out of the ordinary to study and keep track of their homeless population. The town selected 20 homeless volunteers to be outfitted with GPS tracking devices, so that the officials can track their movements and patterns.

The town says that they are tracking the homeless so that they can get a better idea of where to place objects such as benches and shelters. Town council member Tom Rodding said “We want to know how we in the council can adapt and keep making offers to the socially marginalized. … read more...

Just The Best Punchlines… No Jokes Needed

PunchlinesWhy waste time listening to a long-winded joke?
Here are the best punchlines: (How many of the jokes do you know?)

· Finding half a worm.
· Its People! Soylent Green is people!
· Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
· Not enough sand
· I’ll have whatever she’s having!
· I thought you said goat!
· I’m a frayed knot!
· A stick
· How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know
· New Jersey got to choose first.
· so I bit him
· Time to go to the dentist
· First Base!
· I said … read more...

September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, So Here Are Some Pirate Jokes!

PirateA pirate with no p… is irate!”

(PCM) International Talk Like a Pirate Day is celebrated every September 19. It was created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol’ Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap’n Slappy), who decided that on September 19 every year that everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.

Getting humor columnist Dave Barry in 2002 on board gave the holiday more gravitas.

It has been recognized by The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, easter eggs online, and has been mentioned on several TV shows, has many and even a language option on Facebook. (you can change your language at the bottom of your facebook page)

To commemorate the event, here are a few dozen (arrrr-guably funny) Pirate Jokes:

If you don’t understand these jokes, it’s probably because English or Pirate aren’t your first language.

Why are pirates called pirates?
…because they Arrr!

Who tries to steal ‘fool’s gold’?
A pyrite!

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A buccaneer!

What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!

What has eight legs and eight eyes?
Eight pirates!

How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!

What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.

First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What’s the name of his other leg?

When is a pirate like a bird?
When he’s a-robbin’!

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.

What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn’t allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous.
The doctor inspects them.
“It’s ok,” he says. “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies “Check ‘em again matey, I think there at least be ten!”

Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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