Love Gets A New Definition During Florida Tennis Match

(PCM) Normally the term “love” when used in reference to a tennis match refers to a scoreless game, however “love” took on an entirely different meaning during a recent tennis match in Sarasota, Florida. It appears that a couple nearby was having quite the lovemaking session somewhere near the court and they became so loud that at several times the game was actually interrupted. It was quite clear that someone was “scoring” somewhere!

The interrupted tennis match was between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger at the Sarasota Open and even the two players could’t help but get a case of the giggles listening to the couple making love. At first the announcer assumed that someones cell phone was going off in the stands and just so happened to be playing a porno clip, however as the match continued they soon realized that the noises were not coming from a cell phone, but rather from an actual couple somewhere nearby.

The announcer hilariously says around the :10 second mark, “Well, that is the most bizarre situation…I don’t know how to put this, folks, but somebody’s phone, going off in the stands…and it was an adult video.” The lovemaking quiets down a bit after that, but then picks right up again around the 1:50 mark and the announcer exclaims, “I still hear it. It’s still going. What is going on?”

It is at this point that one of the players chimes in and makes everyone crack up laughing by saying ,”IT CAN’T BE THAT GOOD!” Apparently it can and we can certainly say that this ended up not being a “scoreless” game! Hilarious!

 

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Florida Man Charged For Consuming Pancakes At Busy Intersection

(PCM) Why does it seem that all of the weirdest stories somehow come out of Florida? It must be something in the water down there! A 21-year man named Kiaron Thomas has been charged with posting an obstruction in a roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic after he was caught consuming a full pancake breakfast in the middle of a busy intersection.

Police received multiple complaints from drivers on the road about Thomas’s breakfast adventure, however by the time they arrived on the scene he had finished his meal and was long gone. Thomas is a known prankster, so police were able to easily find footage of the traffic breakfast prank posted on his social media channels.

Thomas will be due in court to face his charges in April of 2017. Remember, nothing comes between a man and his pancake breakfast! Not even cops and angry motorists!

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Parents Petition To Have Initials Of Florida School Changed

(PCM) Parents whose children are about to attend the soon-to-open Innovation Park Middle School in Florida have created an online petition to have the school’s initials “IPMS” changed to avoid potential embarrassment for students.

The new school is set to open up in August and a concerned parent by the name of Christal Feldman, along with several others, decided to start the petition to urge the community and the school board to consider changing the schools name. They feel that the “IPMS” abbreviation would lead the children to be made-fun of with menstrual-related jokes and commentary.

Feldman spoke with Orlando-area news station WKMG-TV and explained the need for the change saying, “What the parents are concerned about is that the acronym for Innovation Park Middle School is IPMS and it was suggested our colors be red, white and black. They don’t want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions. They just don’t want to be ridiculed or be made fun of from other students from other schools”.

It definitely makes sense and kids nowadays can be so cruel when it comes to anything they could possible poke fun at, so we could certainly see the schools initials posing a potential risk for that kind of bullying behavior. Middle school is already such a tough and transitional time for children at that age, so alleviating the risk for any type of bullying is always a good idea. We also think parents don’t really want “IPMS” bumper stickers on their vehicles!

The school board has responded to the parents petition and says that they will investigate the issue, but have not yet revealed whether or not a change will be made.

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Dog Mauls Owners For Trying To Put Him In A Sweater

(PCM) It was not such a great start to the New Year for a family in Tampa, Florida after their pit bull mix named Scarface mauled a husband and wife who were attempting to dress him in a sweater.

We always thought dogs hated being put in those ridiculous things and it appears we are correct.

The dog not only attacked the husband and wife, but also attacked the couples 22-year old son who was attempting to break up the incident.

According to the Tampa police department, 52-year old Brenda Guerrero made an attempt to put a sweater on Scarface the dog when he suddenly began to attack. Her husband 46-year old Ismeal Guerrero tried to pull the dog off his wife, but then he too was attacked.

By this point the couple’s 22-year old son Antoine Harris grabbed a knife and stabbed the dog in the head and neck to stop the attack, but the dog then began attacking Harris as well. Eventually, the three family members were able to escape the home and leave the dog in the backyard.

The authorities say that the dog was still behaving incredibly aggressively when they arrived on the scene and in quite a “Cujo-esque” move even after being tazed by the authorities the dog was still able to escape and rip out the prongs of the tazer.

Scarface was eventually caught using a catch pole by animal control and his current condition is unknown.  The family was taken to a local area hospital to treat their injuries which were considered serious, but not life-threatening. The family had only recently adopted Scarface from a local area shelter and neighbors claim the dog had already escaped and was caught roaming around the neighborhood several times.

Dogs do not like sweaters …. we repeat … dogs do not like sweaters! Well, maybe adorable little purse dogs do, but on a pitbull, you might want to think again!

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College Student Makes Over $200 A Day Selling Positive Pregnancy Tests Online

(PCM) One quite clever pregnant college student in Jacksonville, Florida is making some serious cash by selling her positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist. While, of course, the woman wishes to remain anonymous, she did meet up with a reporter from the local Jacksonville news station WJAX and explained that she is selling the positive pregnancy tests as a way to pay off her college tuition bills and that it is easy money, so why not just go for it?

The Jacksonville news outlet was able to track down the woman by pretending to be a person interested in purchasing on of the positive pregnancy tests that she is peddling online for $30 a pop. The woman, who is six-months, pregnant says in her ad simply titled “pregnancy tests/urine: $30”, “Very self-explanatory …Whether you are using it for your own amusement as a prank, or to blackmail the CEO of Apple who you are having an affair with, I DON’T CARE AT ALL. This is an absolutely no questions asked type of deal.”

We suppose this is no different than the countless women who are making extra cash by selling their used panties on the internet, but there is just something about the transfer of bodily fluids from person to person that just skeeves us out a bit. The woman’s ad has since been removed from Craigslist, but you can see a saved copy below:

It is not illegal to sell urine or used pregnancy tests online and while that is a bit disturbing, what is more disturbing is that there is a whole market of people who are searching out these types of items to purchase. Definitely a lot of effort of a gag and terrifying if it is for blackmail!

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Florida Man Banned From Ordering Pizza After Prank Calls Get Out Of Hand

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(PCM) A judge has ordered that 49-year old, Randy Riddle, be banned from ordering pizza delivery after a serious of prank calls made by him caused local pizza businesses to lose nearly $700 in revenue. Riddle was arrested and charged with multiple counts of theft, as well as, making obscene and harassing phone calls.

After his arrest, Riddle was released on bail, however one of the judges conditions for his release was that he refrain from calling any pizza delivery establishments. A warrant affidavit quoted by TCPalm.com says “Defendant shall refrain from calling any pizza establishment and/or making any harassing calls or his bond shall be revoked”.

The local authorities claim that Riddle called several pizza delivery establishments and used multiple fake names and phone numbers. He would order a bunch of food and then have delivery drivers sent out to vacant properties or non-existent addresses to deliver food which was never paid for. After awhile this kind of situation adds up to major loss for the pizza shops.

This guy must have had some kind of terrible pizza delivery experience, either that or he just gets off on other people’s misfortune. He would also call the various restaurants just to complain about the service or the food. This is not Riddle’s first run-in with the law as he was previously convicted about eight years ago of making harassing phone calls when he lived in another part of Florida.

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