How About A KFC Fried Chicken Corsage For Prom?

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(PCM) KFC is now offering edible fried chicken corsages for prom this year! Something tells us that this may not be a prom fashion trend the picks up, however KFC is giving it their all and have even created an advertisement to promote the corsages.

The ad features a nervous teenage boy presenting his date for prom with a baby’s breath and Original Recipe drumstick corsage. His date at first seems a bit freaked out by his gesture, however as the evening progresses she becomes more enticed and by the end of the night he goes in for the kiss, however she veers off and takes a nibble of the drumstick corsage instead!

While some many have thought that the whole fried chicken corsage thing was joke, it most definitely is not!  There are currently about 100 KFC corsages available for purchase Nanz and Kraft Florists in Louisville, KY. They are selling for $20 plus shipping and handling. They do not come with the chicken actually included, what is offered instead is a $5 gift card to KFC so the customer can customize their corsage with whatever type of KFC chicken they would prefer.

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Man’s Three Word Obituary And Other Famous Last Words

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(PCM) If you have seen the headlines recently that you have most likely heard about Stig Kernell of Sweden and his three word obituary that has since gone viral. Kernell had an incredible sense of humor right up until his death at age 92, so his obituary simply read ” I am dead”.  Those three simple words are certainly garnering Kernell with a lot more attention postmortem that he would have ever expected.

Reading Kernell’s last words got us thinking about other famous last words, so we dug around a little bit and complied the list below of famous last words that without a doubt live on in infamy well after the individual is deceased.

Tomorrow I shall no longer be here – Nostradamus

Marie_antoinettePardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose – Queen Marie Antoinette (as she accidentally stepped on the foot of the executioner as she was stepping up to the guillotine)

I live – Roman Emperor (as he was being murdered by his own soldiers)

I am perplexed. Get Satan out! – Aleister Crowley (famous occultist)

Dammit….Don’t you dare ask God to help me – Joan Crawford (to her maid who had begun to pray)

Now why did I do that? – General William Erskine (after he jumped from a window in Lisbon)

No comment – Edward Abbey (writer who was asked if he had any last words, the phrase is also engraved on his tombstone)

Van Halen! – Darrell Abbott a.k.a. Dimebag Darrell (uttered moments before he was shot and killed on stage)

The rest of you can kiss my ass  - James Allen Red Dog ( said after apologizing to his family before lethal injection in Delaware)

Dali1I do not believe in my death – Salvador Dali

My God! What’s happened? – Diana, Princess of Wales

Goodbye Kid. Hurry back! – Humphrey Bogart (spoken to wife Lauren Bacall as she left his bedside to go pick up their children)

Relax…this won’t hurt! – Hunter S. Thompson (last phrase of his suicide note)

Don’t let it end like this! Tell them I said something – Francisco “Pancho” Villa

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies – Voltaire (when asked by a priest to renounce Satan)

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast – “Black Jack” Ketchum (famous train robber)

Die, my dear? Why, that’s the last thing I’ll do! – Groucho Marx

It’s very beautiful over there – Thomas Edison

I’m bored with it all – Winston Churchill

Oscar_WildeMy wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go – Oscar Wilde

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return – Frida Kahlo

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French Fries! – James French (convicted murderers last words to the press as he was strapped into the electric chair)

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountain
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are 
-John Laird McCaffrey’s tombstone (look at the first letter of each phrase)

Friends applaud! The comedy is finished – Ludwig Van Beethoven

These are just a handful of the many, many famous last words that have been uttered over the years. We hope you enjoyed our list!

 

The post Man’s Three Word Obituary And Other Famous Last Words also appeared on aMyth.

Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like Stabs A Man After He Refuses Sex

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(PCM) Yes, you did read that headline correctly! A 31-year old Romanian woman, who bears an eerie resemblance to actress Angelina Jolie, allegedly forced a taxi driver to have sex with her twice at knife-point before brutally stabbing him six times when he could not perform a third time.

The woman, whose name is Luminita Perijoc, jumped the taxi driver, Nicolae Stan, when he approached her residence to deliver wine. Perijoc dragged Stan into her residence, held a knife to his neck and forced him to engage in sexual intercourse with her twice.

When Stan could not perform the act of sex for a third time, Perijoc proceeded to stab Stan six times. He was finally able to escape and flee to a bedroom where he locked himself inside and contacted the authorities.

Perijoc, who models her style after Angelina Jolie’s Tomb Raider character Laura Croft, claimed to be under the influence of heavy medication when she was arrested at the scene. She also initially claimed to be the victim in the attack. She was charged in court with a four year suspended sentence.

As for the victim, Stan claims that he has been the victim of merciless teasing and has become a local celebrity of sorts. Many don’t understand why Stan, who happens to be married with three children, would have refused Perijoc’s advances, however Stan claims that they have no idea what is like to be held a knife point by a screaming woman.

Good point Stan! We think many of those ridiculing you would have reacted exactly the same way.

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