Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Sally”
| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch? |
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Matt!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall? |
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Art!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire? |
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Bernie!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry? |
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Rocky!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad Tie? |
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Spike!
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| What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs? |
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Sparky!
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| What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs? |
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It Doesn’t Matter, He Won’t Come!
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| What Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs? |
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Dog Food!
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| What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake? |
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A Fish!
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| What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? |
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A Fsh!
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| Where would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs? |
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Right Where You Left Him!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake? |
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Bob!
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| What Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later? |
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Fish Food!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just Touching That Lake? |
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Doc
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium? |
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Mike!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car? |
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Jack!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox? |
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Bill!
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| Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach? |
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Sandy!
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| Who is The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other? |
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Eileen!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark? |
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Homer!
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| Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill? |
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Patty!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill With Her? |
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Frank!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Always Open And Honest? |
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That Would Be Frank Too!
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| My Friend Philip Just had His Lip Removed. |
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Now we just call him Phil!
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| Who is The Guy Who Lost his Arms and Legs in a Meat Grinder? |
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Chuck!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves? |
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Russell
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| Who is The Guy With No Feet? |
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Neil!
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| Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies By Herself? |
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Annette!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Kitchen Shelf? |
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Herb!
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| Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf With Him? |
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Pam!
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| Who is The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near The Sink? |
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Dawn!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To Divvy Up The Dead Guy’s Stuff? |
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Will!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The Roller Coaster? |
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Ralph!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many Pro and Amateur Sports? |
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Jim!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water? |
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Duncan!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub? |
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Duane!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President Tell Congress “No”? |
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Vito!
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| Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She’s Practically Worthless? |
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Penny!
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| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom? |
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John!
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| Who is The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No Legs? |
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Rich!
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There was a man who got into a car accident. He was rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed… And the doctor said “He was going to be all right.” |
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