The Big List of Knock Knock Jokes |
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Robin
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Robin who?
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Robin you! Give me your wallet!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Wanda
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Wanda who?
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Wanda come and hang out with me?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Control Freak
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Cont…
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Ok, now you say ‘Control Freak’ who!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Canoe.
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Canoe who?
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Canoe help me with my homework?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Orange.
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Orange who?
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Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Anee.
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Anee,who?
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Anee one you like!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Iva.
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Iva who?
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I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Dozen.
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Dozen who?
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Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Needle.
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Needle who?
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Needle little money for the movies.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Henrietta.
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Henrietta who?
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Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Imma.
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Imma Who?
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Imma gettin’ old open the door!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Banana.
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Banana who?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Banana.
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Banana who?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Orange.
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Orange who?
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Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Boo.
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Boo who?
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Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Impatient cow.
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Impatient cow wh..
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Mooooo!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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A little old lady.
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A little old lady who?
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I didn’t know you could yodel.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Sadie.
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Sadie who?
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Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
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Who’s there?
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Olive.
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Olive who?
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Olive you!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Claire.
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Claire who?
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Claire the way, I’m coming through!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Arfur.
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Arfur who?
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Arfur got!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Abby.
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Abby who?
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Abby birthday to you!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Nana.
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Nana who?
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Nana your business.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Ya.
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Ya who?
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Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Cows go
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Cows go who?
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Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Etch.
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Etch who?
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Bless you!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Roach.
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Roach who?
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Roach you a letter, did you get it?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Aida.
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Aida who?
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Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Iona.
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Iona who?
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Iona new car!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Scold.
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Scold who?
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Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Isabell.
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Isabell who?
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Is a bell working?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Tank.
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Tank who?
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Your welcome!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Alex.
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Alex who?
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Alex-plain later!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Ketchup.
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Ketchup who?
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Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Annie.
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Annie who?
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Annie body home?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Watson.
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Watson who?
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What’s on tv tonight!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Cook.
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Cook who?
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Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Spell.
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Spell who?
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W-H-O
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Dishes.
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Dishes who?
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Dish is a nice place!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Althea.
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Althea who?
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Althea later alligator!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Norma Lee.
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Norma Lee who?
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Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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CD.
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CD who?
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CD guy on your doorstep?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Iowa.
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Iowa who?
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Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Luke.
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Luke who?
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Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Ivor.
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Ivor who?
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Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Avenue.
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Avenue who?
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Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Harry.
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Harry who?
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Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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A herd.
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A herd who?
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A herd you were home, so I came over!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Adore.
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Adore who?
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Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Otto.
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Otto who?
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Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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King Tut.
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King Tut who?
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King Tut-key fried chicken!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Lettuce.
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Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Noah.
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Noah who?
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Noah good place we can get something to eat?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Robin.
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Robin who?
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Robin the piggy bank again.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Dwayne.
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Dwayne who?
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Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Who’s there?
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Abbot.
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Abbot who?
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Abbot you don’t know who this is!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Viper.
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Viper who?
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Viper nose, it’s running!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Police.
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Police who?
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Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Justin.
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Justin who?
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Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Ben.
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Ben who?
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Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Two knee.
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Two knee who?
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Two-knee fish!
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Hoo.
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Hoo who?
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Are you a owl?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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I am.
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I am who?
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You mean you don’t know who you are?
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Justin.
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Justin who?
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Justin time for dinner.
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Knock, Knock… |
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Who’s there?
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Kirtch.
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Kirtch who?
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God bless you!
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