Author: Dave Dave Shultz

Only in America 1. Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink… 3. Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy… Read More

How The American Empire Died Contrary to what you were taught in school, a Democracy is not a very good form of government, nor was the American Constitution created to be the outline and rules for a Democracy. We started on the road of changing from a Republic to a Democracy (very big difference) early… Read More

Not Funny When True The Democrat’s Store I have done my shopping for a number of years at a local co-op. They carry a wide variety of goods, and while the goods may not all be top of the line, or best value for money, there is a wide selection. And the store is pretty… Read More

Little Red Hen Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her neighbors together and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help… Read More

History of Politics History of politics began some 40,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The two most important events in all of history were… Read More

Most Important Lesson During my second year of college, a professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen… Read More

14 Commandments of the Left Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it’s thy self-esteem that counts. If thou doth not love thyself, who will? Thou shalt not make any graven image out of any substances which cannot be recycled. Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists,… Read More

Arguing with Asses The donkey told the tiger, “The grass is blue.” The tiger replied, “No, the grass is green .” The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion. As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn’t… Read More

Ah, The Good Ole Days How to treat your husband, taken from a 50s high school Home Economics textbook. Have dinner ready Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal – on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about… Read More

Following Greece’s Lead Greece is the case study of how socialism doesn’t work. The above video is of the rioting in Athens Yesterday, but this has been going on for two years now as the country has crumbled under the weight from the personal greed of Socialism. The anarchists in the above video are mostly… Read More