(aMyth) “See you next Wednesday” was first heard in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. It was said to the astronaut, Frank Poole, by his wife and father, right before Hal killed everybody off. Frank was long gone by that referenced Wednesday.
John Landis claims he originally had the movie idea as a fifteen year old, in 1965, but the film has never actually been made. He has said that he purposely referenced his …
Why waste time listening to a long-winded joke?
Here are the best punchlines: (How many of the jokes do you know?)
· Finding half a worm.
· Its People! Soylent Green is people!
· Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
· Not enough sand
· I’ll have whatever she’s having!
· I thought you said goat!
· I’m a frayed knot!
· A stick!
· Better Nate than lever!
· How he got into …
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Sally”
| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch? |
Matt! |
| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall? |
Art! |
| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire? |
Bernie! |
| Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In |
Andy does not have a daughter born in 1989!
Although she claimed to be Andy’s daughter in November of 2013, actress Alexandra Tatarsky is not. Many claim that he is still interred (buried) at Beth David Cemetery, next to his mother, Janice T. Kaufman. She was born in 1989, and was probably hired by Andy’s brother Micheal.
Rumors persist that Andy Kaufman may be alive, in spite of his apparent death in 1984. Before we …
