The Big List of Knock Knock Jokes For National Knock-Knock Day!

October 31st is well known as Halloween, but did you know it is also National Knock-Knock Day?

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! Give me your wallet!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda come and hang out with me?
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Control Freak
Cont…
Ok, now you say ‘Control Freak’ who!
Knock Knock
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with