The Big List of Knock Knock Jokes Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Give me your wallet! Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Wanda Wanda who? Wanda come and hang out with me? Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Control Freak Cont… Ok, now you say ‘Control Freak’ who! Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? […]
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See You Next Wednesday
(aMyth) “See you next Wednesday” was first heard in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. It was said to the astronaut, Frank Poole, by his wife and father, right before Hal killed everybody off. Frank was long gone by that referenced Wednesday. John Landis claims he originally had the movie idea as a fifteen year old,… Read More
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Just The Best Punchlines… No Jokes Needed
Here are the best punchlines: (How many of the jokes do you know?) Why waste time listening to a long-winded joke? · Finding half a worm. · Its People! Soylent Green is people! · Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? · Not enough sand · I’ll have whatever she’s having! · I thought you… Read More
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The Big List of No Arms & No Legs Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. “Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Sally” Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch? Matt! Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall? Art! Who is The Guy With No Arms… Read More
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Did You Hear This One About Andy?
Andy does not have a daughter born in 1989! Although she claimed to be Andy’s daughter in November of 2013, actress Alexandra Tatarsky is not. Many people claim that he is still interred (buried) at Beth David Cemetery, next to his mother, Janice T. Kaufman. She was born in 1989 and was probably hired by… Read More
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See You Next Wednesday
(aMyth) “See you next Wednesday” was first heard in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. It was said to the astronaut, Frank Poole, by his wife and father, right before Hal killed everybody off. Frank was long gone by that referenced Wednesday. John Landis claims he originally had the movie idea as a fifteen year old,… Read More
The post See You Next Wednesday appeared first on Weird But True News.
Just The Best Punchlines… No Jokes Needed
Why waste time listening to a long-winded joke? Here are the best punchlines: (How many of the jokes do you know?) · Finding half a worm. · Its People! Soylent Green is people! · Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? · Not enough sand · I’ll have whatever she’s having! · I thought you… Read More
The post Just The Best Punchlines… No Jokes Needed appeared first on Weird But True News.
The Big List of No Arms & No Legs Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. “Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Sally” Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch? Matt! Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall? Art! Who is The Guy With No Arms… Read More
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Did You Hear This One About Andy?
Andy does not have a daughter born in 1989! Although she claimed to be Andy’s daughter in November of 2013, actress Alexandra Tatarsky is not. Many claim that he is still interred (buried) at Beth David Cemetery, next to his mother, Janice T. Kaufman. She was born in 1989, and was probably hired by Andy’s… Read More
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Toy Makers Want Krampus To Scare You
(PCM) In American folklore if a child is bad, he or she might get a bag of coal on Christmas morning. Let’s be honest every child isn’t on their best behavior around the holiday season. In a time when parents must get Sorry Santa letters, because they were not able to get their hands on… Read More
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